.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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