She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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