Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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