I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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