i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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