youre lurking in front of me
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I am mentally ready for anal.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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