Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Are my feet made of real feet?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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