i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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