do herpes really smell.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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