I think my fart just growled at me.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I want her autograph on my taint
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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