You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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