So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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