That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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