got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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