So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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