Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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