physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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