He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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