Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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