you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Everything about him screamed your future.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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