I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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