I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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