Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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