I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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