the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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