this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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