I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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