Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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