Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize