Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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