To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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