Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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