Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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