Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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