Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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