paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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