please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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