chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
do nipples grow back?
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