Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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