I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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