i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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