the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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