Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
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