It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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