Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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