Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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