Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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