Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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