coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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