So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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