Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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