when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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