i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
is that a dick in a sweater?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
